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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash


apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’


x

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We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

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Hayao Miyazaki

Hayao Miyazaki

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Back-to-school shopping with Tina Fey [x]

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Fat Professor: ”A bunch of time ago, people found all this gold in California. A lot of these people had mustaches and probably didn’t have digital cameras.” That’s true.
Mary Kate: There you go!
Fat Professor: “They went into mountains and came out with gold, which makes me want to go into mountains, but you know what? I’ll probably just sent my assistants as I’m getting over a cold right now and I don’t know any mountains”…?
Mary Kate: Well I don’t. I mean, I know of mountains, but I’m not on a mountain name basis with any mountains.
Fat Professor: “I have so much gold, you guyz!” With a ‘z.’ “Srsly, look at all this gold! Oh wait, this is a paper, you can’t look at it, can you? I’ll send you an picture. What’s your email address? Why are you being so quiet? Are you mad at me? Don’t be mad at me. Here’s some gold?”


If fear is your only god, getting you to fear me is my only job.

k-eke:

Summer animation n°2 :

"Les belles nuits d’Été" 

The beautifull summer nights uUu   …..   firefly *U*

Need to catch some insects to get rich and sing “If I was a rich boy, nananana !”


imsirius:

Chat-Up Lines with Daniel Radcliffe
(Thank you so much pagefortyseven for helping me dl!!!)


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